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laughter is the best medicine for your heart

> sushi

> aerial view of wilma

> hurricane survival kit

Toilet Paper...........................check
Bud Light..............................check
Keystone Ice...........................check
Budweiser..............................check
Red Dog................................check
Misc. oths of alcohol..................check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on...check

> halloween cat

> butt map

> enought said...

> why i love sports

> falling in love at the portapotties

> #1 reason to buy the warranty

> a lawyer & a blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the 1st question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay", says the lawyer, your turn.

The blonde then asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the internet, and still no answer. Frustrated, he e-mails all his friends, but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says,” Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

> how many is a brazilian?

President Bush was getting his morning briefing. The Secretary of Defense told him that he had some bad news. Four Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. The President moaned, covered his face with his hands, and repeated, "Oh, that's horrible! That's horrible!" When the Secretary left the room, Bush whispered to his aide, "How many is a brazilian?"