> tips for a visitor to omaha

omaha is pronounced as "oh -ma - ha", not "oh -ma -haw". construction is a permanent fixture in omaha. the jfk freeway, mlk freeway, i-480 and us-75 are four names for the same road, and minimum acceptable speed on that road is 85 mph. anything less is considered downright sissy. this's nebraska's version of nascar. the seasons, spring, summer, autumn, and winter, are referred to here as morning, afternoon, evening, and night. watch very carefully for road hazards such as: potholes, barricades, dogs, cats, cones, barrels, squirrels, rabbits, deer, pieces of other cars, feeding on any of these items. and never honk at me, i mean it...