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laughter is the best medicine for your heart

> new definition

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn