> zen sarcasm

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the heck alone
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it
3. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
4. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes
5. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
6. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
7. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."