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laughter is the best medicine for your heart

> not seriously

1. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
3. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
4. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
5. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
6. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF CAR PAYMENTS.
7. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
8. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
9. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
10. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.